would you rather be magneto or colossus?

I watched 300 the other night and i was pretty pleased with it all. Total Jock movie to the max! but thats alright...I mean it had to be really. I need to buy a mouth guard so i wont grind my teeth and fuck up my jaw even more. Ive got nothing clever to say for today.

I feel like shit. I awoke to the worst stomach pains ever. All day I have just been burping and farting trying to release all this gas. I'm only 22, why am i having this horrid gas? My burps smell like chemicals that aint right, right?

well here i am.